Ami’s a bit skint this month so actually asked me to do this! Unfortunately we don’t have the best pair of scissors – the last time I used them I was cutting poo out of the dog’s matted arse hair. At least I knew they were good for the job. Like most men I’m almost completely unable to multitask, so the challenge of holding a comb, scissors and a bunch of hair got the better of me and I chopped my finger. I think I’ll leave hair cutting to the pro’s.